Post by Manager on Dec 24, 2011 20:46:37 GMT -5
J.R: Ladies and gentleman we are back from commercial break and we have just received word that Manager is coming down to the ring right now.
Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the CEO of the UWA, Manager!!!
Manager receives a loud ovation as he heads down to the ring.
Manager: Last night, I along with a couple of other UWA Members were disrespected by a fellow co-worker. He swore at us and bitched like a little girl. That "man's" name, was Stewart. Stew, I don't what has gotten into you, but ever since you have won both the Hardcore and PSN Championships, you have become a REAL jackass. Stew I just wanna know what's going on so I can help you, so get your ass out here right now and lets try to settle this issue.
Stew comes out to a hostile crowd.
Manager: So Stew, you think you're proud of what you've done last night?
Stew: I think-
Manager: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!
Loud cheers
Manager: You listen to me, and you listen to me good. I have busted my ass day in and day out for this league and you think you can just come in here and say I have it easy?! Let me tell you a story: 1 year ago in this very arena, a guy known as Jice recruited me for a league known as EOD.
Loud "EOD" chants
Manager: Jice recruited me and he didn't give me an easy time. He made me Manager and then he made my life more difficult, he made me recruit more people, he made me have more matches with them, evaluate them, get to know them, and even tell them everything there was to know about EOD. You think that was easy?! Fast forward 1 year later and here we are at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. If it wasn't for my hard work and everyone else's hard work you wouldn't be here living the dream and holding 2 championships.
Stew: NO! I'm not living the dream! And you know what? You think of yourself like a "God" or a "King", NEWSFLASH, you're not! I busted my ass here in UWA and I don't get a title shot! Bullcrap! I was working day in and day out like you, I was handed NOTHING but I still continued to work!
Manager: You're damn right you busted your ass and you wanna know something? In this business, you're handed nothing, you bust your ass, get on the plane and do it all over again the next night! In UWA, you don't get easy treatment, you EARN your way to the top and for you to say that people like Str8 and Dragon get it easy? That's where you're wrong.
Stew: Now hold up a minute! Wait a damn minute! Str8 never earned anything! He got HANDED the championship! He's your "best friend" so it makes sense that he kisses the boss's ass to get to the top. And the GGTs, PATHETIC way of becoming #1 Contender for the title. What did Str8 do to earn that championship?
Manager: Winning an Elimination Chamber smart ass.
Loud cheers
Manager: ....... Str8 EARNED that shot by qualifying for a match and winning the most brutal match in professional wrestling! THAT'S how he earned it!
Stew: You just keep kissing STr8's ass and backing him up. Why don't you start being your own man and sucking on Str8's shlongs? How bout that?!!
Manager looks away from Stew then turns back around to stare him down
Manager: Stew...........YOU'RE FIRED BITCH!
Manager tackles Stew to the floor and unleashes hard and stiff right hands to his forehead. Stew tries to block the shots but Manager keeps at it. Stew is busted open and securities and referees try to restrain Manager from Stew. Manager resists and goes right back at Stew. Manager takes Stew up the ramp now and Stew is just crawling up the ramp, hoping to get away, but Manager is right there beside him and is kicking his ass.
J.R: Lets go Manager! Kick that no good son of a gun where the sun don't shine!
Booker: AWW SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK!
Manager and Stew are now backstage and Manager is just ramming Stew into everything. Several UWA Members look like they're gonna break up the fight, but they join in on beating on Stew! Everyone from Str8 ranging to Thor are ambushing Stew. Manager tells them to pick up Stew by the arms and legs and Manager tells them to throw him out the door. They throw Stew out the door and Manager says to Stew:
Manager: DON'T COME BACK NOW YA HEAR ME!!!?
Manager speeds walks past the other members as we head into commercial break....
Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the CEO of the UWA, Manager!!!
Manager receives a loud ovation as he heads down to the ring.
Manager: Last night, I along with a couple of other UWA Members were disrespected by a fellow co-worker. He swore at us and bitched like a little girl. That "man's" name, was Stewart. Stew, I don't what has gotten into you, but ever since you have won both the Hardcore and PSN Championships, you have become a REAL jackass. Stew I just wanna know what's going on so I can help you, so get your ass out here right now and lets try to settle this issue.
Stew comes out to a hostile crowd.
Manager: So Stew, you think you're proud of what you've done last night?
Stew: I think-
Manager: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!
Loud cheers
Manager: You listen to me, and you listen to me good. I have busted my ass day in and day out for this league and you think you can just come in here and say I have it easy?! Let me tell you a story: 1 year ago in this very arena, a guy known as Jice recruited me for a league known as EOD.
Loud "EOD" chants
Manager: Jice recruited me and he didn't give me an easy time. He made me Manager and then he made my life more difficult, he made me recruit more people, he made me have more matches with them, evaluate them, get to know them, and even tell them everything there was to know about EOD. You think that was easy?! Fast forward 1 year later and here we are at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. If it wasn't for my hard work and everyone else's hard work you wouldn't be here living the dream and holding 2 championships.
Stew: NO! I'm not living the dream! And you know what? You think of yourself like a "God" or a "King", NEWSFLASH, you're not! I busted my ass here in UWA and I don't get a title shot! Bullcrap! I was working day in and day out like you, I was handed NOTHING but I still continued to work!
Manager: You're damn right you busted your ass and you wanna know something? In this business, you're handed nothing, you bust your ass, get on the plane and do it all over again the next night! In UWA, you don't get easy treatment, you EARN your way to the top and for you to say that people like Str8 and Dragon get it easy? That's where you're wrong.
Stew: Now hold up a minute! Wait a damn minute! Str8 never earned anything! He got HANDED the championship! He's your "best friend" so it makes sense that he kisses the boss's ass to get to the top. And the GGTs, PATHETIC way of becoming #1 Contender for the title. What did Str8 do to earn that championship?
Manager: Winning an Elimination Chamber smart ass.
Loud cheers
Manager: ....... Str8 EARNED that shot by qualifying for a match and winning the most brutal match in professional wrestling! THAT'S how he earned it!
Stew: You just keep kissing STr8's ass and backing him up. Why don't you start being your own man and sucking on Str8's shlongs? How bout that?!!
Manager looks away from Stew then turns back around to stare him down
Manager: Stew...........YOU'RE FIRED BITCH!
Manager tackles Stew to the floor and unleashes hard and stiff right hands to his forehead. Stew tries to block the shots but Manager keeps at it. Stew is busted open and securities and referees try to restrain Manager from Stew. Manager resists and goes right back at Stew. Manager takes Stew up the ramp now and Stew is just crawling up the ramp, hoping to get away, but Manager is right there beside him and is kicking his ass.
J.R: Lets go Manager! Kick that no good son of a gun where the sun don't shine!
Booker: AWW SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK!
Manager and Stew are now backstage and Manager is just ramming Stew into everything. Several UWA Members look like they're gonna break up the fight, but they join in on beating on Stew! Everyone from Str8 ranging to Thor are ambushing Stew. Manager tells them to pick up Stew by the arms and legs and Manager tells them to throw him out the door. They throw Stew out the door and Manager says to Stew:
Manager: DON'T COME BACK NOW YA HEAR ME!!!?
Manager speeds walks past the other members as we head into commercial break....
