Post by Manager on Nov 21, 2011 20:34:14 GMT -5
IN MEMORY OF COUSIN MARK LUX (JICE'S COUSIN)
Sponsored By: Snickers ©
J.R: Welcome everybody to the most patriotic event of the year, this, is UWA Tribute To The Troops! I am Jim Ross alongside my broadcast partner WWE Hall Of Famer, Jerry "The King" Lawler.
King: J.R tonight we honor those who served our country by putting on a show that they will never forget. Tonight's event will be highlighted by a World Heavyweight Championship Match between Manager and Str8Edgex. And this match isn't just a regular old match, this match will be contested in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match.
Backstage we see WWE's CM Punk talking with UWA World Champion, Manager!
Punk: Now Rey tonight you gotta go out there and you gotta show Str8 that you are a fighting champion. I don't want no bullshit happening in the ring. Alright?
Manager: Trust me, the only way Str8 can take this championship from me, is from my cold dead hands. By the way, shouldn't you be at TLC right now?
Punk: Crap.... I gotta go good luck on your match.
J.R: Well while Punk is heading out to WWE TLC, lets take it back to Justin Roberts in the ring.
J.R: A fantastic performance by Nickleback. Ladies and gentlemen this next bout will be brutal, it will be pulse pounding, this next match will be between Stewart and Coz for the X-Dvision Championship, in a Ladder Match.
King: Wait...we have 2 Ladder Matches tonight!? Oh man I love the UWA.
Ding Ding Ding!
Roberts: This bout set for one fall, is a Ladder Match for the X-Division Championship!
Roberts: Introducing first, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 243 lbs, he is the X-Division Champion, Coz!!
Roberts: And the challenger, from Nashville, Tennessee, weighing in at 238 lbs, Stewart!
Referee Charles Robinson takes the title and wraps it around the chord that will be lifted 20 feet into the air. Robinson does a thumbs up gesture and the title is being lifted 20 feet in the air.
Beginning Of Match:
Stewart and Coz immediately start trading stiff blows to each other's faces as these two have had some bad blood issues in the past. Stewart irish whips Coz to the outside and follows through. Stewart grabs a ladder early on and strikes Coz's face with the tip of the ladder! Coz is busted wide open already as Stew removes the cover of the announce table. Stew takes out one of the television monitors and smashes it against the side of Coz's head!! A loud "OHHH!!!" reaction breaks out from the troops. Stewart picks up Coz, and sets him down on top of the announce table on his back. Stewart then picks up the ladder, sets it up and start climbing it! Stewart sits on top of the ladder, he stands up and taunts for the troops. He looks down one more time before jumping off and delivering a Swanton Bomb through the table and to Coz!!!! A "Holy Shit" chant breaks out from the troops and they are going crazy. Referee Charles Robinson checks on both men and then a few moments later, does an "X" gesture with his arms to show both men cannot continue the match. Robinson goes to Roberts and informs him of the decision.
Ding Ding Ding!
Roberts: Due to both men not being able to continue this match, this match is a Draw. But STILL X-Division Champion, Coz!!
Winner: Draw (Still Champion, Coz)
After The Match:
Medics attend to both men as the troops and everyone else in the arena are watching. 2 medics place Coz on a stretcher and 2 other medics put a neck brace on Stewart. Suddenly the camera fuzzes out and the screen goes black....
The camera fades back in again and this time we see the same hospital hallway from last time. The figure that turned it's head towards the camera is now shown walking down the hallway with a gas mask and ripped clothes. The figure looks left and right, at every door until another set of footsteps can be heard. Behind the figure with the gas mask, is another figure wearing a suit (Face not shown). The man in the gas mask turns around and the camera suddenly turns black, with the date 1.1.12 appearing in blood again.
J.R: Ladies and gentlemen we are back and we see UWA Officials cleaning up the blood and carnage left by Stew and Coz.
King: Yeah I mean the amount of blood Coz lost was just to hard to look at.
J.R: While the Officials are cleaning up the blood lets- wait a minute!
We see Manager and JTW brawling on the aisle way in the crowd! Their Street Fight has started!
Beginning Of Match:
Manager slaps JTW's face with a soda cup as troops are yelling and cheering on their favorite competitor. Manager slams JTW's head against the guard rail as we are going down the staircase. Manager and JTW are now down by the ringside area as JTW irish whips Manager over the barricade. JTW hops over the barricade and spears Manager into the ring post! A loud thud can be heard throughout the arena.
Middle Of Match:
JTW looks under the apron and finds a kendo stick. JTW whacks Manager's back repeatedly with the kendo stick until it turned bright red. Manager screams in pain. JTW looks under the apron again and finds brass knuckles. JTW turns around and finds Manager on the ground. JTW lifts up Manager by the hair and is about to hit him with the brass knuckles, until Manager spits soda into JTW's face! JTW gets blinded for a while, allowing Manager to retrieve the brass knuckles and smack it against JTW's cheek. Manager drags JTW and tries to get him in the ring. Manager succeeds and goes for the cover: 1...2...kick out. Manager rolls under the ropes and looks under the apron. He finds a table and a guitar and brings them both in.
End Of Match:
Manager gets back in the ring and sets up the table in the middle of the ring. Manager lifts up JTW and sets him up in a jacknife position. Manager lifts up JTW and looks to deliver a jacknife through the table, but JTW counters into a facebuster and drives Manager's face through the table! JTW crawls to Manager's body and goes for the cover: 1...2.....kick out!!! The troops stand up and cheer as JTW can't believe it. JTW crawls to the corner and gets up and waits for Manager to get up. JTW looks down and see the guitar. He picks up the guitar and when Manager turns around, JTW smashes it over his head! JTW pins him again: 1....2.....3!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!
Winner by Pinfall: JTW
J.R: Good lord Manager seems to be broken in half.
King: That was awesome!
After The Match:
Manager slowly gets up and refuses the ref call for a medic. Manager starts crawling up the ramp and finally gets on top of the stage. He stands up and gives a nod to the troops and a smile as we head to commercial.
J.R: We are back ladies and gentlemen and what a night it has been so far.
King: Yeah you said it, tonight has been a memorable but also brutal night. Up next we will see the Triple Threat Match between the STP Members.
Ding Ding Ding!
Roberts: The following contest is a Triple Threat Match scheduled for 1 fall!
Roberts: Introducing first, from Long Beach, California, weighing in at 245 lbs, Str8Edgex!
Roberts: And his opponents, representing STP, Thor and Punisher!
The music continues playing but Thor and Punisher don't show up.
Str8 grabs the mic from Roberts and announces: "Due to the no-show of Punisher and Thor, the winner of this match by FORFEIT, Str8Edgex!!!!!"
Suddenly on the titantron we see Thor and Punisher attacking Manager backstage in the locker room. Thor repeatedly kicks him on the back and then Punisher rams Manager's body onto the locker room door. Thor and Punisher leave the locker room, with a helpless Manager on the floor.
Str8Edgex: Well it looks like I will be winning two matches by forfeit. Thor and Punisher get out here!
Thor and Punisher come out to boos by the troops.
Str8Edgex: Good job "taking" care of Manager for me. I owe you guys big time.
Thor doesn't pay attention and shakes his head no.
Str8Edgex: What's wrong Thor?
Thor tell him "Nothing"
Str8Edgex: Anyways..... I will give Manager the count of 10 to get in this ring so we can have our World Title Match. Or else he forfeits the match and loses the World Title to ME! 1......2......3.....4......5.....6.....7.....8.....9..1-
The troops cheer and stand up as Manager's music hits!
Manager limps out and holds the World Title in his right hand as he receives a standing ovation from the troops.
Manager limps down to the ringside area and Thor and Punisher immediately start attacking him again. Referee Nick Patrick takes the title and hangs it up as this match gets started.
Beginning Of Match:
Thor and Punisher start attacking Manager early on as Str8Edgex looks on in pleasure. Thor starts smacking the chair against Manager's back repeatedly over and over. Punisher sets up a table on the outside. Punisher lifts up Manager and suplexes him through the table!
Middle Of Match:
Manager is lying one the ground broken in half as Str8Edgex still looks on. Str8Edgex goes on the outside and tried to inflict more punishment on Manager. Str8Edgex lifts up Manager but Manager sneakingly delivers a low blow to Str8! Punisher and Thor try to attack but Manager picks up a chair and starts swinging. Manager whacks Punisher across the skull and then whacks Thor across the abdomen. Manager throws the chair down on Str8 and proceeds to go in the ring to retrieve the championship!
End Of Match:
Manager sets up a ladder in the middle of the ring and starts to slowly climb it. The anticipation from the troops is getting louder as Manager is getting closer and closer to the championship. On the outside we see Str8 set up a table. Manager is at the top and ready to get the championship until Punisher comes in the ring and pushes the ladder down sending Manager crashing through the table Str8 set up!! Disappointment arises as Str8 gets inside the ring, climbs the ladder, and retrieves the championship!!!!
Winner: (NEW Champion) Str8Edgex
After The Match:
Str8Edge celebrates as the troops in the arena start throwing garbage in the ring. All of STP are in the ring celebrating until....
J.R: IT'S JICE BY GAWD!!!
King: No....way...
Jice and fellow UWA Member including Assassin, Stewart, and Kryptonite hit the ring!
The 4 men hit the ring and start brawling with STP!! The troops are going crazy in the arena!!! Jice and Stewart take out Punisher while Kryptonite takes out Thor. Str8 looks around and is alone with the numbers being 4 on 1. But behind him.. Manager is back up!! Manager turns Str8 around and delivers an Attitude Adjustment!!!! Str8 rolls out of the ring and crawls up the ramp as Manager asks for a mic.
Manager: (Tired and hurt) I'll see you at Final Fallout you son of a bitch!
The troops cheer and stand up as Tribute To The Troops comes to a close!
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J.R: Welcome everybody to the most patriotic event of the year, this, is UWA Tribute To The Troops! I am Jim Ross alongside my broadcast partner WWE Hall Of Famer, Jerry "The King" Lawler.
King: J.R tonight we honor those who served our country by putting on a show that they will never forget. Tonight's event will be highlighted by a World Heavyweight Championship Match between Manager and Str8Edgex. And this match isn't just a regular old match, this match will be contested in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match.
Backstage we see WWE's CM Punk talking with UWA World Champion, Manager!
Punk: Now Rey tonight you gotta go out there and you gotta show Str8 that you are a fighting champion. I don't want no bullshit happening in the ring. Alright?
Manager: Trust me, the only way Str8 can take this championship from me, is from my cold dead hands. By the way, shouldn't you be at TLC right now?
Punk: Crap.... I gotta go good luck on your match.
J.R: Well while Punk is heading out to WWE TLC, lets take it back to Justin Roberts in the ring.
J.R: A fantastic performance by Nickleback. Ladies and gentlemen this next bout will be brutal, it will be pulse pounding, this next match will be between Stewart and Coz for the X-Dvision Championship, in a Ladder Match.
King: Wait...we have 2 Ladder Matches tonight!? Oh man I love the UWA.
Ding Ding Ding!
Roberts: This bout set for one fall, is a Ladder Match for the X-Division Championship!
Roberts: Introducing first, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 243 lbs, he is the X-Division Champion, Coz!!
Roberts: And the challenger, from Nashville, Tennessee, weighing in at 238 lbs, Stewart!
Referee Charles Robinson takes the title and wraps it around the chord that will be lifted 20 feet into the air. Robinson does a thumbs up gesture and the title is being lifted 20 feet in the air.
Beginning Of Match:
Stewart and Coz immediately start trading stiff blows to each other's faces as these two have had some bad blood issues in the past. Stewart irish whips Coz to the outside and follows through. Stewart grabs a ladder early on and strikes Coz's face with the tip of the ladder! Coz is busted wide open already as Stew removes the cover of the announce table. Stew takes out one of the television monitors and smashes it against the side of Coz's head!! A loud "OHHH!!!" reaction breaks out from the troops. Stewart picks up Coz, and sets him down on top of the announce table on his back. Stewart then picks up the ladder, sets it up and start climbing it! Stewart sits on top of the ladder, he stands up and taunts for the troops. He looks down one more time before jumping off and delivering a Swanton Bomb through the table and to Coz!!!! A "Holy Shit" chant breaks out from the troops and they are going crazy. Referee Charles Robinson checks on both men and then a few moments later, does an "X" gesture with his arms to show both men cannot continue the match. Robinson goes to Roberts and informs him of the decision.
Ding Ding Ding!
Roberts: Due to both men not being able to continue this match, this match is a Draw. But STILL X-Division Champion, Coz!!
Winner: Draw (Still Champion, Coz)
After The Match:
Medics attend to both men as the troops and everyone else in the arena are watching. 2 medics place Coz on a stretcher and 2 other medics put a neck brace on Stewart. Suddenly the camera fuzzes out and the screen goes black....
The camera fades back in again and this time we see the same hospital hallway from last time. The figure that turned it's head towards the camera is now shown walking down the hallway with a gas mask and ripped clothes. The figure looks left and right, at every door until another set of footsteps can be heard. Behind the figure with the gas mask, is another figure wearing a suit (Face not shown). The man in the gas mask turns around and the camera suddenly turns black, with the date 1.1.12 appearing in blood again.
J.R: Ladies and gentlemen we are back and we see UWA Officials cleaning up the blood and carnage left by Stew and Coz.
King: Yeah I mean the amount of blood Coz lost was just to hard to look at.
J.R: While the Officials are cleaning up the blood lets- wait a minute!
We see Manager and JTW brawling on the aisle way in the crowd! Their Street Fight has started!
Beginning Of Match:
Manager slaps JTW's face with a soda cup as troops are yelling and cheering on their favorite competitor. Manager slams JTW's head against the guard rail as we are going down the staircase. Manager and JTW are now down by the ringside area as JTW irish whips Manager over the barricade. JTW hops over the barricade and spears Manager into the ring post! A loud thud can be heard throughout the arena.
Middle Of Match:
JTW looks under the apron and finds a kendo stick. JTW whacks Manager's back repeatedly with the kendo stick until it turned bright red. Manager screams in pain. JTW looks under the apron again and finds brass knuckles. JTW turns around and finds Manager on the ground. JTW lifts up Manager by the hair and is about to hit him with the brass knuckles, until Manager spits soda into JTW's face! JTW gets blinded for a while, allowing Manager to retrieve the brass knuckles and smack it against JTW's cheek. Manager drags JTW and tries to get him in the ring. Manager succeeds and goes for the cover: 1...2...kick out. Manager rolls under the ropes and looks under the apron. He finds a table and a guitar and brings them both in.
End Of Match:
Manager gets back in the ring and sets up the table in the middle of the ring. Manager lifts up JTW and sets him up in a jacknife position. Manager lifts up JTW and looks to deliver a jacknife through the table, but JTW counters into a facebuster and drives Manager's face through the table! JTW crawls to Manager's body and goes for the cover: 1...2.....kick out!!! The troops stand up and cheer as JTW can't believe it. JTW crawls to the corner and gets up and waits for Manager to get up. JTW looks down and see the guitar. He picks up the guitar and when Manager turns around, JTW smashes it over his head! JTW pins him again: 1....2.....3!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!
Winner by Pinfall: JTW
J.R: Good lord Manager seems to be broken in half.
King: That was awesome!
After The Match:
Manager slowly gets up and refuses the ref call for a medic. Manager starts crawling up the ramp and finally gets on top of the stage. He stands up and gives a nod to the troops and a smile as we head to commercial.
J.R: We are back ladies and gentlemen and what a night it has been so far.
King: Yeah you said it, tonight has been a memorable but also brutal night. Up next we will see the Triple Threat Match between the STP Members.
Ding Ding Ding!
Roberts: The following contest is a Triple Threat Match scheduled for 1 fall!
Roberts: Introducing first, from Long Beach, California, weighing in at 245 lbs, Str8Edgex!
Roberts: And his opponents, representing STP, Thor and Punisher!
The music continues playing but Thor and Punisher don't show up.
Str8 grabs the mic from Roberts and announces: "Due to the no-show of Punisher and Thor, the winner of this match by FORFEIT, Str8Edgex!!!!!"
Suddenly on the titantron we see Thor and Punisher attacking Manager backstage in the locker room. Thor repeatedly kicks him on the back and then Punisher rams Manager's body onto the locker room door. Thor and Punisher leave the locker room, with a helpless Manager on the floor.
Str8Edgex: Well it looks like I will be winning two matches by forfeit. Thor and Punisher get out here!
Thor and Punisher come out to boos by the troops.
Str8Edgex: Good job "taking" care of Manager for me. I owe you guys big time.
Thor doesn't pay attention and shakes his head no.
Str8Edgex: What's wrong Thor?
Thor tell him "Nothing"
Str8Edgex: Anyways..... I will give Manager the count of 10 to get in this ring so we can have our World Title Match. Or else he forfeits the match and loses the World Title to ME! 1......2......3.....4......5.....6.....7.....8.....9..1-
The troops cheer and stand up as Manager's music hits!
Manager limps out and holds the World Title in his right hand as he receives a standing ovation from the troops.
Manager limps down to the ringside area and Thor and Punisher immediately start attacking him again. Referee Nick Patrick takes the title and hangs it up as this match gets started.
Beginning Of Match:
Thor and Punisher start attacking Manager early on as Str8Edgex looks on in pleasure. Thor starts smacking the chair against Manager's back repeatedly over and over. Punisher sets up a table on the outside. Punisher lifts up Manager and suplexes him through the table!
Middle Of Match:
Manager is lying one the ground broken in half as Str8Edgex still looks on. Str8Edgex goes on the outside and tried to inflict more punishment on Manager. Str8Edgex lifts up Manager but Manager sneakingly delivers a low blow to Str8! Punisher and Thor try to attack but Manager picks up a chair and starts swinging. Manager whacks Punisher across the skull and then whacks Thor across the abdomen. Manager throws the chair down on Str8 and proceeds to go in the ring to retrieve the championship!
End Of Match:
Manager sets up a ladder in the middle of the ring and starts to slowly climb it. The anticipation from the troops is getting louder as Manager is getting closer and closer to the championship. On the outside we see Str8 set up a table. Manager is at the top and ready to get the championship until Punisher comes in the ring and pushes the ladder down sending Manager crashing through the table Str8 set up!! Disappointment arises as Str8 gets inside the ring, climbs the ladder, and retrieves the championship!!!!
Winner: (NEW Champion) Str8Edgex
After The Match:
Str8Edge celebrates as the troops in the arena start throwing garbage in the ring. All of STP are in the ring celebrating until....
J.R: IT'S JICE BY GAWD!!!
King: No....way...
Jice and fellow UWA Member including Assassin, Stewart, and Kryptonite hit the ring!
The 4 men hit the ring and start brawling with STP!! The troops are going crazy in the arena!!! Jice and Stewart take out Punisher while Kryptonite takes out Thor. Str8 looks around and is alone with the numbers being 4 on 1. But behind him.. Manager is back up!! Manager turns Str8 around and delivers an Attitude Adjustment!!!! Str8 rolls out of the ring and crawls up the ramp as Manager asks for a mic.
Manager: (Tired and hurt) I'll see you at Final Fallout you son of a bitch!
The troops cheer and stand up as Tribute To The Troops comes to a close!
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