Post by Manager on Oct 3, 2011 20:58:24 GMT -5
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Tagline: It's All About The Money...
J.R: Live from the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit Michigan comes UWA High $takes! Witness breath taking, pulse punding, high flying action as UWA introduces the Money In The Bank Ladder Match and re-evolutionize the Tag Team Division!
King: Oh boy tonight will feature the always so entertaining Money In The Bank Ladder Match. 6 men will walk into this war, but only 1 can out with the briefcase.
Ding Ding Ding!
Roberts: The following contest is a Triple Threat Money Money In The Bank Qualifying Match scheduled for 1 fall!
Roberts: Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 237 lbs, representing STP, Thor!! And his opponent, also representing STP, weighing in at 234 lbs, Punisher!
J.R: These two men may be entering together, but only one of them may qualify for the Money In The Bank Ladder Match.
King: This event is making me so excited, I can pee in someone's....drink.
Roberts: And their opponent, from Sacramento California, weighing in at 228 lbs, Neo!!
J.R: Well earlier today I spoke with this young man about his match(es) tonight and he told me that "Tonight there will be some blood, and what better way to do that than go under a Brood Gimmick for the night."
King: Well I gotta tell you, this song still creeps me out...
Ding Ding Ding!
Beginning Of Match:
The three men stand tall in the middle of the ring circling around each other as we get this match underway. Thor and Punisher look at each other for a sec and then out of nowhere, start going after Neo. Punisher and Thor start attacking Neo and irish whips him into the corner. Punisher backs up into the opposite corner and, charges towards Neo, and delivers a thunderous clothesline to Neo into the corner. Thor does the same but instead delivers a corner spear. Neo falls down on the mat and holds his damaged stomach. Thor drags Neo by the legs and executes a Burning Hammer lock. Neo screams in agony until Punisher breaks up the hold!
Middle Of Match:
Punisher and Thor staredown each other in the middle of the ring and Punisher screams out "What the hell are you doing!?" Thor tells him "I'm trying to win a match!" Punisher looks back and strikes Thor in the face with a right hand! Thor strikes back and delivers an uppercut to Punisher! These two go at it as the crowd erupts in cheers. Punisher kicks Thor in the knees and Thor goes down. Punisher gets a hold of Thor's head and delivers a nasty DDT to the canvas: 1....2...Thor kicks out. Punisher pulls Thor by the hair and gets him to the corner. Punisher lifts up Thor and postitions him on the third rope in a sitting position. Punisher stands up on the second rope and hits 10 right hands to Thor's skull. Punisher jumps, gets his legs wrapped around Thor's head and delivers a hurricarana but Neo hits a powerbomb while Thor is in mid air!!
End Of Match:
The crowd starts a big "Holy shit" chant as this match continues. Neo crawls to Thor and and puts his arm around his chest: 1....2.....Thor kicks out! Neo looks to be in shock as well as the crowd. Neo stands up and looks at Punisher down by the corner. Neo gets Punisher out of the corner and drags him by the hair to the middle of the ring. Neo gets Punisher into a powerbomb position but instead lifts him up into a Texas Piledriver position and nails it in the center of the ring! Punisher lays broken on the mat as Neo looks to go for the cover: 1.....2.....Punisher kicks out! Neo is getting frustrated, he stands up and looks to hit another piledriver on Pnisher again until Thor comes up from behind and gets him into a school boy: 1.....2....Neo kicks out! Thor can't believe Neo kicked out of that. Neo and Thor both get up at the same time, Neo charges at Thor to hit a running strike, but Thor counters into a samoan drop! Thor gets up again, backs up a little, and waits for Neo to get up. Punisher though delivers a school boy to Thor!: 1....2....3!!
Winner by Pinfall: Punisher (STP)
After The Match:
All 3 men lay in the middle of the ring. Punisher gets up first and crawls on his knees and rolls out of the ring. Punisher starts walking up slowly up the ramp. Punisher turns around and sees Thor sitting down in the middle of the ring, disappointed.
J.R: Man oh man what a match, anyways lets take it to Matt Striker in the back with a special guest.
Striker: Thank you J.R, joining me at this time is participating in the Money In The Bank Ladder Match, ladies and gentlemen please welcome: Stewart.
Striker: Thank you Stew for taking your time to join us.
Stewart: No problem Matt thanks having me here.
Striker: So Stewart, with tonight featuring the Money In The Bank match, what is your gameplan in order to make sure you come out victorious?
Stewart: Well the thing is Matt, for me, I have no gameplan. Now I know that may sound strange and all but I feel that a gameplan can be changed at any moment in the match and that can cause the downfall for your win. So heading into this match, I walk into the ring with empty hands, hoping to walk out with a briefcase full of dreams.
Striker: Very good answer, and one more question-
Jared from Subways© interrupts.
Stewart: Jared?- I mean who are you and what are you doing in my interview?
Stewart walks away pretending like he was never at the interview.
Striker: I guess that's it for right now, back to you guys at ring-
The camera turns to the other direction of Striker, where it shows Dragon brawling with Ownz_All with a referee officiating it. It looks like the Hardcore Title Match is taking place.
Beginning Of Match:
Ownz_All delivers a low blow to Dragon and Dragon goes down. Ownz_All grabs a tray from one of the catering tables and whacks it across Dragon's head making a loud ringing sound. Ownz_All goes for the cover: 1....2...and a kick out. Ownz_All starts dragging Dragon into the parking lot area. Ownz_All kicks open the door to the parking lot and continues to drag Dragon. Ownz_All continues to drag Dragon until he sets him into a sitting position against the wall.
Middle Of Match:
Ownz_All starts walking towards the cars and he pulls out a set of keys out of his boots. Ownz_All presses a button on his keys and a loud beep follows. Ownz_All starts walking towards a 2012 Cadillac CTS 3.6 Sedan and gets in it. Ownz_All starts the engine and prepares to run Dragon with the car! The referee tries to stop Ownz_All, but Ownz_All won't listen. Ownz_All revs up and starts charging the car into Dragon! The car crashes into the wall and the sedan appears in critical condition. Ownz_All gets out of the car, appearing hurt himself. Ownz_All doesn't see Dragon anywhere. Dragon must have escaped. Ownz_All looks around but cannot find Dragon. Just then Dragon ambushes from behind and strikes Ownz_All in the back with a steel pipe!
End Of Match:
Dragon appears to be hurt as he goes for the cover on Ownz_All: 1....2...kick out! Dragon can't believe it. Dragon grabs the pipe again and starts choking the life out of Ownz_All. Dragon throws the pipe out of the way and starts delivering rights and lefts to Ownz_All's forehead. Ownz_All is busted wide open but Dragon won't stop punching. Dragon lifts up Ownz_All and rams him against the broken sedan. Dragon rams him one more time and lifts him up on his right shoulder. Dragon then rams Ownz_All's head against the backseat window! The glass shatters and Ownz_All is a bloody mess. Dragon goes for the cover: 1....2....3.
Winner by Pinfall: Dragon (Still Champion)
After The Match:
Dragon leans against the wall as another referee runs to him and hands him the Hardcore Title. Just then JTW and AK47 ambush Dragon! The 2 on 1 Handicap continues until STP's Thor and STR8 get involved, then Blood Management joins in on the brawl. Soon, all the tag teams are brawling in the parking lot until UWA Owner Jice comes and orders the tag teams to stop.
Jice: Since you guys can't handle fair competiton, the Tag Team Turmoil Match is canceled until Final Fallout!
All the Tag Teams shout and yell as Jice walks back into the arena...
J.R: Man oh man, looks like we won't crown new Tag Team Champions tonight.
King: Stupid Jice....
J.R: Well anyways lets move on to the next match of the night.
Ding Ding Ding!
Roberts: The following contest is a Money In The Bank Qualifying Match scheduled for 1 fall!
Roberts: Introducing first, from Salt Lake City, Utah, weighing in at 240 lbs, Assassin!
J.r: This young man has a lot of talent and charisma. Lets see if he can win this match and advance to the Money In The Bank match.
Roberts: And his opponent, from Long Beach, California, weighing in at 236 lbs, Massacre!
King: I'm rooting for this guy right here because he is using the "Undashing" Cody Rhodes Theme which is available on iTunes right now!
Beginning Of Match:
Both Assassin and Massacre are ready for this match as we get underway. Both men lock up in the center of the ring and Assassin gets the upperhand. Assassin gets Massacre in a clean take down as this match rolls on. Assassin hits a Russian leg sweep on Massacre and hits a DDT in the process.
Middle Of Match:
Assassin goes for the cover: 1....kick out. Massacre pokes Assassin's eye when he tries to lift him up. Massacre then runs, bounces off he ropes, and delivers a lariat to Assassin. He goes for the cover: 1...2...kick out. Massacre lifts up Assassin and sets him up in a powerbomb position, but then Massacre changes the position into a Pale Justice. Massacre is about to hit it but Assassin fights back and stops the manuever. Assassin then hits a swift kick to the temple of Massacre. He goes for the cover: 1...2...kick out.
End Of Match:
Assassin can't believe he kicked out of that. Assassin lifts up Massacre and gut kicks him. Assassin then lifts him up in a Wasteland postition and delivers a thunderous Wasteland to the mat: 1....2...3.
Ding Ding Ding!
J.R: Talk about a squash match....
King: Woahhh!!! You're only smoking mirrors- Sorry were saying something?
J.R: Never mind....
Winner by Pinfall: Assassin
J.R: We're back ladies and gentlemen and it is now time for expected Match Of The Night.
Ding Ding Ding!
Roberts: The following contest is the Money In The Bank Ladder Match! The only way to win is to climb the ladder and retrieve the briefcase, thus allowing you to cash it in on the World Champion anytime, any place, for up to 6 months.
Roberts: Making his way to the ring first, from Montgomery, Alabama, weighing in at 238 lbs, Stewart!
J.R: As we are about to kick things off, we would like to send a special thanks to Saliva for providing the Official Theme Song: "Superstar" available on iTunes and stores everywhere.
Roberts: And his opponent, from Charlotte North, Carolina, weighing in at 248 lbs, he is the UWA PSN Champion ....Beast!
Roberts: And their opponent, from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 243 lbs... JTW!
Roberts: And their opponent, from Toronto Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 247 lbs, Coz!
Roberts: And their opponent, representing STP, he is the UWA United States Champion, Punisher!
Roberts: And their opponent, from Salt Lake City, Utah, weighing in at 240 lbs.... Assassin!
Assassin doesn't show up
Instead....
A Masked Man walks to the ring....
The Masked Man takes the mic away from Roberts and introduces himself:
Masked Man: My name is Line-B and I'm gonna win Money In The Bank [Censored]!
The 5 men all start attacking Line-B as the match begins.
Ding Ding Ding!
Beginning Of Match:
All 5 men start attacking Line-B as we get underway. Coz goes to the outside already and brings in a ladder. Coz picks up the ladder and swings it around, hitting everbody in plain sight. Coz sets up the ladder and looks to pick up an early win. Line-B prevents him and pulls him down from the ladder. On the outside, we see Stewart deliver a side slam to JTW on the concrete floor! Stewart brings in a ladder through the second rope, Line-B pulls on the ladder too and both Stew and Line-B are having a tug-of-war over the ladder until Coz goes on the top rope and jumps off and hits Stew with a crossbody! A small "Holy Shit" chant breaks out. But it's not over yet as JTW gets in the ring, runs the ropes and suicide dives onto the outside onto Stewart and Coz! Beast leans a ladder on the ropes, runs the ropes, runs up the ladder, and does a front flip onto Coz, Stew, and JTW! Line-B tries to top that by going on the tope rope, and delivering a beautiful moonsault to take out almost everyone on the outside! Punisher is the only one in the ring with a ladder set up in the middle of it. Instead of climbing it, Punisher grabs and holds the ladder, and when everyone on the outside gets up, Punisher throws the ladder onto them for good measure!
Middle Of Match:
All the men are down except for Punisher. Punisher grabs another ladder in the ring and starts to set it up. Punisher sets it all up and starts climbing. Punisher is inches away until Coz miraculously stops Punisher and pushes the ladder and Punisher is hanging in mid air holding the briefcase! Stewart is on the top rope looking straight at Punisher. Stewart jumps off spears Punisher in mid air!! A bigger "Holy Shit" chant breaks out. The crowd is loving this match so far. JTW hits Coz from behind with a chair and they start brawling towards the announce table. Coz slaps JTW and JTW gets down on his knees. Coz grabs the ring bell and whacks JTW across the head with it! JTW is busted wide open as this match continues. Coz sets JTW for the "Coz OF Effect" (Jacknife Powerbomb) onto the announce table. JTW tries to fight out but Coz delivers it right through the announce table! A loud "Ohhhhhh!!!!!!" from the crowd erupts. Coz looks to inflict more pain to JTW but is stopped by Beast who hits Coz with a ladder, face first, knocking him out.With everyone down Line-B tries to capitalize on this and win. Line-B starts climbing the ladder slowly and carefully, but Stewart is still in the match and hits right and left punches on Line-B's back so he doesn't climb any further. Stew then turns around and grabs both of Line-B's legs which are still on the steps of the ladder and powerbombs him onto the mat!
End Of Match:
Though everyone is down, this match continues. Punisher gets up slowly and lifts up Stew. Punisher hits an RKO on Stew on the ladder! Punisher crawls to the ladder, slowly, he begins to climb and climb until hes at the top! He's just inches away until Beast shows up and shashes a stell chair against Punisher's head! A loud sound of metal folding can be heard throughout the arena. Beast is then slowly climbing the ladder as he looks to win his 2nd consecutive ladder match. Beast is almost there until JTW manages to stop Beast. JTW starts climbing the ladder too and both Beast and JTW are fighting on top of the ladder. They both exchange right hands, but niether one would budge. JTW then grabs the briefcase and slams it against Beast's head, causing him to fall! JTW is about to grab the briefcase! Line-B, crawling, attempts to push the ladder, but Assassin runs down the ramp and pulls Line-B's legs and Line-B himself to the outside, allowing JTW to retrieve the briefcase!!!
Ding Ding Ding!
Winner: JTW (2011 Money In The Bank Winner)
J.R: Good lord what a match that was
King: You said it J.R, these men sacrificed their life just for that briefcase.
J.R: Congratulations to JTW, ladies and gentlemen we'll be right back after this special advertisement.
J.R: We are back ladies and gentlemen, as you can see UWA Staff Members are cleaning up the carnage those 6 UWA Superstars created.
King: Speaking of carnage, this final match of the night is sure to be bloody.
Ding Ding Ding!
Roberts: The following contest is a Falls Count Anywhere Match for the UWA World Heavyweight Championship!!!
Roberts: Introducing first, the challenger, from Seattle WA, weighing in at 246 lbs, he is the Chief Executive Officer of the UWA, Manager!!!!!
J.R: We are now entering Warzone, Manager and UWA World Champion Str8Edgex have been putting on 5 star matches over the past month, and I expect another one here tonight.
King: Look at the eyes of determination, Manager isn't to be messed with tonight. One mistake can cost him the whole match.
Roberts: And his opponent, from Long Beach, California, weighing in at 248 lbs, he is the UWA World Champion, STR8EDGE!!!!!!
Manager runs down the ramp and immediately starts attacking STR8!
Beginning Of Match:
Manager and Str8Edge start brawling on the entrance ramp. Manager rams Str8 into the gaurd rails as this match is already turning physical. Manager looks under the apron and finds a kendo stick. Manager whips STR8 with it on the back countless times and Str8's back has red marks. Manager looks under again and finds a stop sign. He raises it above his head, looking to hit Str8, but Str8 delivers a low blow. Manager gets down on one knee and Str8 hits a DDT on Manager onto the stop sign! He goes for the cover: 1....2....kick out! Str8 doesn't seem upset, knowing Manager can put on long fights. Str8 goes by the crowd and takes a soda cup from a fan. Str8 opens the lid and throws the drink into Manager's face. Manager is blinded for a second allowing Str8 to hit a clothesline.
Middle Of Match:
Str8 goes for the cover: 1...2....kick out again. Str8 grabs the dented stop sign and whacks it against Manager's abdomen. Str8 lifts up Manager but Manager hits an early RKO!: 1.....2....kick out! Manager slams both his hands down on the floor after not believing Str8 kicked out of the RKO. Manager drags Str8 and brings him inside of the ring. Manager throws Str8 into the turnbuckle and starts throwing rapid punches on Str8's face. The referee tries and tells him to stop but Manager yells out : "What are you gonna do? DQ me?!" Manager continues man handling Str8 until Str8 counters a punch and kicks Manager on the abdomen. Str8 hits a Brogue Kick to Manager's temple and he goes for the cover: 1...2....kick out! Str8 cannot believe Manager kicked out of the Brogue Kick. Str8 goes to the outside to find another weapon.
End Of Match:
Str8 looks under the apron and finds a sledgehammer! Manager though surprises Str8 by hitting a baseball slide, knocking Str8 into the barricade. Manager grabs the sledgehammer and hits Str8's arm making him scream in pain! Manager starts stomping on it and punching it until Str8 rolls over in agony. Manager then lifts up Str8 and tells him "I'm sorry.." Then locks in a Lebell Lock and Str8 screams and screams until finally......he taps.
Ding Ding Ding!
Winner by Submission: Manager (NEW Champion)
After The Match:
Manager goes in the ring and celebrates as the referee hands Manager the coveted World Title. Pyro goes off and the crowd erupts in cheers and applause. Manager then goes back outside and lifts up Str8, he offers a handshake. Str8 thinks for a moment, but refuses. Str8 shakes his head no and walks back up the ramp. Manager watches as Str8 heads back to the lockeroom angry and disappointed as High $takes goes off the air....
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