Post by Manager on Oct 2, 2011 15:26:32 GMT -5
J.R: Welcome everyone to the First Annual UWA Slammy Awards Live from Seattle WA! I am Jim Ross calling the event alongside my friend and WWE Hall Of Famer, Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Jerry: Oh boy this night is gonna be historic.
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the Chief Executive Officer of the UWA, MANAGER!!!!!!!
Crowd: Manager! Manager! Manager!
Manager stands behind the podium at the top of the stage smiling and laughing as the UWA Fans greet him with cheers.
Manager: Thank you for the warm welcome, tonight will be a night you will never forget. Tonight we will present 8 awards to our hard working UWA Members. Tonight we will make history in UWA. I just want to say real quick WWE Hell In A Cell is tonight on PPV and to call your local cable provider to find out how to order. Anyways tonight we won't just have a typical Award Ceremony. We will have a epic Award Ceremony that will blow your minds! So enjoy the show, and lets get started with out first award which is the "Breakout Star Of The Year" Award! There are Icons, Legends, and Hall Of Famers, but we should never forget those that have made an impact in the UWA. The members who have claimed Superstar status on merely pure talent. The nominees are: THOR, BEAST, RKO, and KILLA. So, the winner for "Breakout Star Of The Year" goes to.....
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Manager: .....THOR!!!!
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Manager shakes Thor's hand and hands him the award.
Thor: Man I'm speechless right now, I would just like to thank UWA for helping me the best I can be and I would just like to thank my friends and everyone out there who supported me along the way. Today Breakout Star, tomorrow Champion, thank you guys so much!
J.R: Well 1 award down, 7 more to go! Who else will receive a Slammy Award? Find out as the 2011 UWA Slammy Awards rolls on!
J.R: We are back ladies and gentlemen and we are ready to kick off our second Slammy Award for the night.
Jerry: I'm so excited I'm going to hold my pee in cause I don't wanna miss this!
Justin Roberts: Please welcome UWA Founder and Owner..... JICE!!!!!!!!
JICE JICE JICE JICE JICE!!!!!
Jice stands at the top of the stage wearing a a black suit and looks around the arena with a smile on his face.
J.R: Jice is wearing a Joseph 3 piece suit worth over $1,500.
Jerry: That is so weird how you know that...
Jice: I would just like to say that even though I have been gone for a long period of time, I will always be here for you guys in UWA. Now that we got that outta the way, allow me to present the award for "Most Underrated Superstar Of The Year". The Nominees are... N2E, COZ, DOMINATOR, and UNDISPUTED! And the winner is....
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Jice: ......N2E!!!!
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N2E shakes Jice's hand and receives his award.
N2E: For about 2 years, I wasn't appreciated the way I wanted to be. I was disrespected and was treated like dirt. But now, no one is gonna ruin the moment for me! Tonight is the nigh-
UWA Dragon comes out, interrupts, and stands next to N2E at the podium..
Dragon: Yo congratulations on your award but I gotta say UWA_Beast is the future of the business and should have won instead. Anyways I came out here to tell people to vote for me as Superstar Of The Year because I am the Dragon and either join me or get BURNED! Thank you!
N2E walks away slowly with a furious face as he goes backstage....
Todd Grisham: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome my guest at this time, UWA World Champion, STR8EDGE.
Todd Grisham: STR8, with the Slammy Awards tonight and Castigation just 2 weeks away. What is your game plan for both these events?
STR8: Finally...... STR8EDGE HAS COME BACK TO SEATTLE!
Loud cheers
STR8: Todd do you think I will lose the title at Castigation?
Todd Grisham: Well..-
STR8: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK JABRONI!
STR8: My game plan is that I have no game plan. Everything comes naturally, just like a fart I will blow people away. Tonight at the Slammys STR8EDGE will become Superstar Of The Year! At Castigation the "STR8 One" will whoop some candy ass whether it be Dragon, Manager, or President Barack Obama himself! STR8EDGE will retain his UWA World Championship. Todd I went through HELL to get this championship and I will not let it go easily. And lets not forget the most important thing: Buy the new STR8EDGE T-Shirt available on on UWAShop.COM!
STR8 holds up a STR8EDGE T-Shirt and puts it on Grisham's head
STR8: You are not worthy to look at this epic moment.... IF YOU SNIFF...... WHAT THE STR8EDGE......IS......BAKING!!!
STR8 STR8 STR8 STR8!!!!!
Camera Fades To Black....
J.R: We are back ladies and gentlemen and what a night is has been so far!
Jerry: You can say that again...
Justin Roberts: Please welcome, UWA Member COZ!!!!!!
Coz: What can I say about UWA.... it has it's moments. Keyword: MOMENTS. That is why I am here tonight. I will be presenting the 2 awards that left UWA Fans wanting more. The first moment I will be presenting is the "OMG/Extreme Moment Of The Year!" There were a lot of hardcore moments of UWA but these extreme moments left UWA fans speechless. Here are the nominees for "OMG/Extreme Moment Of The Year!". PUNISHER PUSHING MANAGER OFF A 15FT LADDER, STR8EDGE FALLING INTO 2 TABLES, MANAGER SPEARING PUNISHER THROUGH A TABLE, MANAGER SUPLEXING PUNISHER OFF THE STEEL CAGE, THOR PUTTING MANAGER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE. And the winner is.....
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Coz: ..... Manager falling off a 15ft ladder!!
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Both Manager and Punisher come out and receive the award from Coz.
Manager: Man wow I never thought me falling off a ladder would get me an award.
Punisher: Well to be fair, it was a pretty sick fall.
Manager: Yeah cause somebody had to be selfish and almost kill me!
Punisher: Well what do you expect me to do? Just let you win?
Manager: .......Yes
Punisher: Either way it was a great match and we entertained the UWA Fans to the best of our abilities.
Manager: You're right. This is our night. Thank you UWA for makign this moment the most Extreme Moment Of The Year THANK YOU!
Coz: We just got through 1 Moment and now we will present another one. I will now present the Slammy Award for Moment Of The Year. We just had Extreme Moment Of The Year. But this one is different, this award showcases the moment that left people with a smile on their faces and joy to be a UWA Fan/Member. So here are the nominees for "Moment Of The Year"... STR8EDGE WINNING THE WORLD TITLE, MANAGER ANNOUNCING HIS RETIREMENT FOR JUNE 15TH, 2012, UWA REVAMPING IT'S SYSTEMS, UWA MOVING TO WWE'12. And the winner is....
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Coz: ....STR8EDGE winning the World Title!!!!
STR8 shakes Coz's hand and Coz hands STR8 the award.
STR8: The STR8 One has won Moment Of The Year! I will guarantee you that STR8EDGE will keep making moments like these and I will assure you, STR8EDGE will be UWA World Champion for a long long time... Thank you very much!
J.R: When we come back we will present the final 4 awards, Rivalry Of The Year, Match Of The Year, Conspiracy Of The Year, and finally Superstar Of The Year!
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J.R: We are back and Jerry this night isn't over yet.
Jerry: I hope it's ending soon cause I'm still holding my pee in...
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Justin: Please welcome at this time, 2011 Breakout Star Of The Year, THOR!!!
Thor: Man tonight has been an incredible night so far. But it's not over yet. I am here to present the Slammy Award for Rivalry Of The Year! There have been many feuds in UWA but these ones are the ones that were the most memorable. Here are the nominees for Rivalry Of The Year... STR8EDGE VS DRAGON, PUNISHER VS MANAGER, and JICE VS XCWS ZACK. And the winner is....
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Thor: .... STR8EDGE VS Dragon!
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Dragon shakes Coz's hand and takes the award. Coz heads to the back.
Dragon: It is an honor to receive an award like this. It would be better if the title was under the "Superstar Of The Year" category. Unfortunately STR8 isn't out here to share the honor. Anyways on behalf of Me and STR8 we would just like to thank-
STR8: HEY DRAGON!
Dragon looks around the arena for STR8's voice. He looks up at the titantron.
STR8 is shown to be inside a cement struck at the arena parking lot.
STR8: Since our feud has been named Rivalry Of The Year, why don't I show the whole UWA Nation why exactly our feud has been the most memorable in the past year in UWA....
STR8 drives the cement truck and stops it in front of Dragon's car car. STR8 then pulls a lever and cement starts pouring into the inside of the car!
Dragon: STR8 you son of a *beep*!!!!
The car windows shatter and STR8 gets off the cement truck. STR8 walks away leaving the truck to continue to pour cement into Dragon's car.
Dragon runs to the back leaving the award on the podium.
J.R: My god it's just like the Attitude Era all over again.
Jerry: Yeah that was awesome!
J.R: Lets just bring out our next Slammy Award presenter.
Justin: Please welcome at this time, UWA Member, MASSACRE!!
Massacre: Man am I pooped. Tonight has been a fantastic night so far. UWA has been one of the best leagues in the past year, but it was also controversial. I am here to present the award for Conspiracy Of The Year! Here are the nominees.... STR8EDGE GETTING SCREWED BY THE REF, THOR BEATING STR8EDGE IN 27 SECS, MANAGER LOSING TO PUNISHER IN 30 SECS, DRAGON GETTING HIS TITLES STRIPPED. And the winner is....
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Massacre: .....STR8EDGE getting screwed by referee!!!
STR8 doesn't come out, so we switch to the backstage parking lot. We see STR8 inside his car and Dragon pounding on his driver window. Dragon pounds so hard he breaks the window. Dragon almost grabs STR8, but STR8 drives off.
Dragon: I will get you eventually you son of a *beep*!
Massacre: Due to STR8EDGE not being present referee Nick Patrick will accept the award on his behalf...
J.R: Man oh man Dragon is gonna unleash Hell on STR8 the next time he sees him. Jerry what are you doing?
Jerry: Ahhhhh feels so good I couldn't hold in the pee any longer.
J.R: .....Disgusting
Manager comes out and goes to the podium.
Manager: We are down to the last 2 awards and I will tell you now that STR8EDGE and Dragon have won the Match Of The Year award and we have a tie for Superstar Of The Year between STR8EDGE and Punisher. Now I will try to sort things out as quickly as I can and I will need to contact the-
A mysterious code appears on the titantron..
SaVe.U$.|S|11|!|I_|I_|3|D
The lights go out and when they come back on, Manager is gone from the podium and the crowd is confused and shocked.
J.R: What is going on?? What's gonna happen next?!
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